Shhhh. Don’t tell anyone.
I cannot wait until tonight, when Tila Tequila lets us know which way her wind blows, at least for now.
Tila, someone famous for being on MySpace, for goodness sake, extended her 15 minutes of Warholian fame by signing on with MTV to become the Bi-chelorette on A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. The show’s hook?
Tila is bisexual. So twelve males and twelve females compete for a Shot at Tila. Yes. And as the prospective winners were winnowed down to the final two, they all had to sleep on one very large bed.
So, now that Tila eliminated all but two, will she choose the mostly-male Bobby, a twenty-something student of…something, who apparently has stolen Richard Dreyfus’ voice? Or Dani, a firefighter with a somewhat odd forehead curl, who is decidedly NOT a “lipstick lesbian” (I just looove that term!), in whom she could theoretically get the best of both worlds?
And am I the only one who didn’t miss the irony that the two finalists have sexually ambiguous names?
Oh, yes. A very guilty pleasure. And I’m apparently not the only one, if the frequency of the reruns and the pre-finale hype are any indication.
My normally quite sane sister confided to me that she watches the show, and that she’s rooting for Dani. When I told her that Dani’s firehouse is less than a mile from my home she advised me to start a fire in the hopes that Dani would be the one to come and put out the flames, just so I could tell her my sister was rooting for her.
Not that I haven’t thought about dropping by the firehouse so that my son could see the fire trucks, and if Dani just happens to be there…but I SWEAR I was thinking about it even before I ever heard of Dani!
So, who am I rooting for? Bobby. Why?
I like Dani. I think she seems really, really sweet. And I think she deserves better than Tila, who still doesn’t know which way she’s twisting.
And I hate the haircut, Tila. HATE IT.
I will be watching tonight.
I know you will be too, you naughty, naughty guilty pleasure seeker, you.
December 18, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Why am I NOT surprised that you like that show!! LOL!! You crack me up!!
December 19, 2007 at 8:37 am
Wow I thought I was the only crazy mom to watch this show. My hubby thinks I am crazy. But I missed the finale! WHo won? No wait I will have to dvr it. Cute blog. 😉
December 19, 2007 at 5:32 pm
Oh no! I categorically don’t do reality shows but, after reading your post, I’ve just watched two episodes on Youtube! Aaarrrggghhh! 🙂
Oh well, at least I got to see the finale quickly.
December 19, 2007 at 8:39 pm
Ahhh, I’ve corrupted learningwoman. Who’s next?