I have just been nursing several infections who decided to be especially cruel and invade my body the week before Christmas, including the first ear infection I’ve had since I was twelve. Yes, InfectionsRUs.
Really, G-d, was it necessary to foist this upon me when I wasn’t done with Christmas shopping, baking, or with preparations to go out of town?
Was it then necessary to give me a rip-roaring case of bronchitis, despite having taken a Z-pack, which has allowed me to fully cough up one lung? And give me my period at the same time (TMI, but have YOU coughed with a tampon in???)? I must thank You, though, for not giving me diarrhea, as sharting is even less fun…
Just a request for next time – can You please wait until my son is fully recovered from his cold/asthma attack, as it’s not fun going to his doctor every other day and listening to his doctor tell me that I’m an undiagnosed asthmatic, and should really get to my own doctor?
So, my friends, I hope Santa or Hanukkah Harry or your spouse has given you everything you wanted for the holidays.
Around here we’re just praying for a return to good health. Please, G-d.
December 26, 2007 at 8:12 pm
This is the saddest thing I’ve ever read. I pray good health returns to your house as well. Soon.
December 26, 2007 at 8:43 pm
Gee, I was trying to be funny.
My funny bone must be sick, too.
December 27, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Feel better soon!
December 27, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Ugh!! I hope you all feel better soon and may you all stay sick-free for 2008!
(((Hugs)))
December 27, 2007 at 7:01 pm
I hope you feel better soon and have a safe trip!
December 29, 2007 at 6:54 pm
I hope it got better for you all! 🙂
December 30, 2007 at 5:07 pm
InfectionsRUs must be right next to Disney World, because they each sound about equally delightful. 😛
I hope you’re all on the path to health soon!
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