Just wanted to give a shout out to someone who recently visited my blog.
To whomever typed “sharpie in ass” in the search engine and found my blog, thanks for giving me a laugh. And seriously, dude, just pull it out.
And since you were clever enough to get it up there in the first place, I think I also need to give you explicit directions to immediately toss it in the garbage.
And then go take a shower.
And watch where you sit. Especially when naked.
See? I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt. This was an accident, right?
D & A, remind you of something?