Just wanted to give a shout out to someone who recently visited my blog.
To whomever typed “sharpie in ass” in the search engine and found my blog, thanks for giving me a laugh. And seriously, dude, just pull it out.
And since you were clever enough to get it up there in the first place, I think I also need to give you explicit directions to immediately toss it in the garbage.
And then go take a shower.
And watch where you sit. Especially when naked.
See? I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt. This was an accident, right?
D & A, remind you of something?
Are You Going To Be This Way The Rest of The Time I Know You? 
April 28, 2009 at 9:32 am
you should read one of those lists of things doctors have found stuck in people’s rectums (recta?)
April 28, 2009 at 12:22 pm
ROFL
that’s a doozy!
which post of yours did they find, I wonder?
May 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm
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June 22, 2010 at 3:31 am
Strangely enough, I remember a quote from #oldwarez on efnet from years ago and there was a sharpie and ass incident. That’s how I got here because I was looking for it.