Some products are revolutionary. They actually change the way we live. The television, for one. Computers, for another. Cell phones and refrigerators and motorcars.
This morning I found out about a product that is so revolutionary it could actually change the balance of nature. It mat finally lead to that glass ceiling being shattered. It will change life as we all know it, and make the world a better place for our children and our children’s children.
Yes, it’s the GoGirl.
Ladies, no more hovering over nasty toilets in dirty restrooms. No more squatting on the side of the road on a long stretch of highway with no restroom in sight. No more being forced to go back to the ski lodge, (one can’t risk ass frostbite, can one?), be forced to choose between quitting that marathon or peeing all over yourself.
No more dates trying to cop a look while you cop a squat. And no more peeing on your jeans when your form isn’t juuuuuuuuuust right.
Now ladies, you can write your name in snow with the big boys. You can stand next to them and mark your own territory as they mark theirs by peeing into the Mississippi River on a drunken trip to New Orleans.
GoGirl lets you do all that! It’s funnel-like shape with it’s patented spill-guard protection put you in charge of where you pee, not roadside gas station owners.
Sound odd to you? Well, our Your-A-Pee-In sisters have been using similar devices for years. It’s time we stood up with them, don’t you think? And no, using it does not mean you need to let your armpit and leg hair grow. Not if you don’t want to! And yes, you should keep waxing your mustache ( Really, no one wants to see that).
They’re affordable, at only $6.99 apiece or 3 for $18.99. They’re disposable or reusable. They’re pink, so they will be easy to see in your purse.
We’ve all been looking for that special gift for the women in our lives, and now we’ve found it. Don’t forget that the holidays are just a few short months away!
Ohhhh, ladies. I sense a shift in our world. Men no longer have this important advantage!
Gee, I wonder how much they’d pay me to get a car wrap like that…