Olympics Schmolimpics

Every four years I tell myself I’m not going to watch. I’m really not that into watching sports on television, with the exception of Florida State Football (Go Noles!). And truth be told even my my interest in the Seminoles has waned since becoming a Mom, a shocker considering I always pictured myself still going to games at age 90…

This year I was sure I was going to completely skip it. I didn’t know the name of any competing athlete besides Dara Torres, but then again she’s been around almost as long as I have. Between cleaning out my Dad’s house and trying to get my house ready to go onto the market while trying to give Son some semblance of a good summer, it didn’t seem likely. I knew the opening ceremonies werwe happening, but I skipped them. Eh. I don’t watch halftime at the Super Bowl, either.

And the NBC coverage is just too much. I’ve switched to Good Morning America this week because I can only take so much. Pssst NBC! Lay off Michael Phelps, will ya? It’s okay if he doesn’t get 8 gold medals. If he does, yay! But could you shut up about that already?!!!

Even Project Runway had an Olympics theme this week. Egads! Though we did get to see Apolo Ohno. He’s just dandy.

Still, I’m really not interested. Really.

Then I go over to my sister-in-law’s and they’re watching rowing, which I always think is cool, and water polo. Water polo has to be the most exhausting sport there is. Sixty minutes in the water without your feet ever touching the bottom. It’s like running through mud, for goodness sake. I was totally exhausted watching them. I had to go home and take a nap.

But still. That didn’t count as watching because I was at someone else’s house. I had no plans to watch purposely.

But then.

Then I’m home, and I’m flipping channels and there’s a swim relay going on.

Yup. I get totally sucked in. Watching swimming is so exciting to me – well, at least the shorter races. I start thinking about those amazing athletes, sporting 1% body fat and more determination, strength and passion in their left pinkies than I have in my whole 98% body fat body. I’m not jealous, I’m excited for them! I’m rooting for them! My heart is beating almost as fast as theirs, as I sit there on the couch in my nice air conditioning with a cool drink and watch them strive to do what they’ve spent most of their lives training to do – win. And I feel a part of it. Their win is mine, too. And if they lose I feel that, too.

And then Men’s Gymnastics comes on, and I watch those boys moving their bodies in ways you usually won’t see outside Cirque de Soleil. And I get totally sucked into their back story – how they’re not supposed to medal (see, I even know the jargon!) because they’ve lost their top 2 athletes to injury, and they bring home the bronze anyway.

And you know, I really like Bob Costas.

So. I’ve just watched synchronized diving and now volleyball is on, and I think women’s gymnastics is going to be on later. And I’ve for my USA shirt and my USA shorts and my USA cap and I’m waving my flag and I’ll be rooting for my teammates to win, win, WIN!

When does track start? I’ve gotta see track!


But not winter. Except for ice skating…


Prevent Drowning – Water Safety Tips for Parents

There’s a large publicity campaign going on right now in my county, and it’s one they do every year. It’s aim is to save lives, particularly of young children. As summer approaches more people all over the counrty will be hitting the swimming pools, lakes and beaches for family fun, so let’s talk safety.

Here in South Florida our pools are open all year, and the risk of accidental drowning is obviously much higher than in places where the pools are closed and covered for 8 months every year. In fact drowning is the #1 cause of death for children ages 1-4 in my home county. That makes me shudder, as does every news story that documents the tragedy.

Here are some things you can do to make sure your children remain safe around the water:

1. Never leave children unattended near any body of water – even for a moment. Children can drown in as little as two inches of water in less than a minute. Be mindful of leaving a child with an older sibling – kids’ attention strays.

2. Install a self-closing gate around the pool. These are mandatory with all new construction here, unless the pool area is fully screened with doors that lock.

3. Alarm every door leading to water to alert you if a child has gone outside. One of my friends has this and believe me, no one will miss the ear-shattering siren that alerts to open doors!

4. Teach children water and swimming skills. The youngest children can be taught to reach for the wall if they fall in, increasing their chances of survival. Check in your area for lessons, or look online to teach them yourself!

5. Designate an adult to watch children during pool parties and family beach gatherings.

6. Remove any toys that may attract children to the pool area. Stow balls, rafts and other items for safety and neatness.

7. Install a safety net pool cover to secure the water area.

8. Install a cordless phone, poolside. No one wants to have to run inside looking for a phone if there’s an emergency in the pool area.

9. Lifesaving equipment – a pole, life preserver and rope – should be kept in the pool area.

10. Clip back or cap long hair. Children with long hair should never leave it loose in the pool.

11. Avoid keeping water in buckets or other large containers when toddlers are home. For people who live in hurricane prone areas make sure you secure rooms if you fill up the tub or buckets during a hurricane warning. Better yet, stock up on bottled water. Better safe…

12. Don’t rely on flotation devices to protect your children in the water. They need to be watched just as closely with floaties as without.

13. Take a CRP class. The Red cross and many other organizations offer these classes for a nominal fee.

This last one isn’t in the materials I read, but since I’ve found out about it I want to pass it along.

14. Know the warning signs for Dry Drowning. People can actually die hours after swallowing water. I’d never heard of this until a friend sent me a link to this article. It is extremely scary to me that this happens. I know I’ve been in the pool with son when he’s swallowed water, and as long as he seemed okay I never, ever would have suspected a problem. And really, would a hospital even know to look for this if you were to bring in your child because he’s tired? Still, please keep an eye out for these warning signs, which are so very easy to overlook:

  • difficulty breathing
  • extreme tiredness
  • changes in behavior

Please, pass this information along.

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